{"title":"Southern Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eSouthern Humor is built for the folks raised on bad decisions, gas station philosophy, backroad chaos, and internet brain rot. Vintage-inspired designs with Southern Legion grit.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sour-milk","title":"Sour Milk | Southern Legion Tee","description":"\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"1jsolir\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"33\"\u003eSour Milk – Southern Legion Tee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"76\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"37\" data-end=\"76\"\u003eSmells questionable. Still drinking’ it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"279\"\u003eThe Sour Milk tee is built for the folks raised a little different — the kind of people who grew up on bad ideas, gas station breakfasts, and the belief that expiration dates are more like suggestions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eFeaturing gritty Southern Legion artwork with vintage dairy-inspired chaos and distressed outlaw styling, this design mixes absurd humor with backwoods energy in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"526\"\u003eIt’s weird.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s uncomfortable.\u003cbr\u003eAnd somehow it still works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eExactly like your cousin’s project truck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"650\"\u003ePrinted with a worn-in distressed finish for that perfectly aged Southern feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"86qg72\" data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"786\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sw5esy\" data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"690\"\u003ePremium relaxed-fit tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5ljp4\" data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eFront + back print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9lv9as\" data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eVintage distressed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cljz3j\" data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eSoft heavyweight feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hke6xr\" data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"786\"\u003eDesigned in Alabama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"mzfq9t\" data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eBuilt for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"922\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svwfqq\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"824\"\u003elactose risk takers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vjwa4q\" data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"851\"\u003egas station survivalists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ir7ehb\" data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"879\"\u003epeople with iron stomachs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"y8z242\" data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"922\"\u003edudes who say “it’s probably still good”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eWhether you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xtzwak\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"959\"\u003esniff the milk first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"is7i8q\" data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eignore warning signs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cpliko\" data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003eor have ever gambled on leftovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003ethis shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"436m25\" data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eSouthern Legion Standard:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003eStay rowdy. Stay Southern.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Southern Legion Clothing co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44145658724440,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/0004\/6168\/files\/Sour-Milk.png?v=1779865854"},{"product_id":"80085","title":"80085 | Southern Legion Tee","description":"\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"13htkfy\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"29\"\u003e80085 – Southern Legion Tee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"31\" data-end=\"111\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"111\"\u003eThe original internet sense of humor never died. It just got older and louder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"251\"\u003eThe 80085 tee is a tribute to peak dumb humor — back when typing numbers into a calculator was enough to make an entire classroom lose it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eFeaturing a vintage calculator-inspired design with distressed textures and retro digital aesthetics, this shirt blends old-school comedy with Southern Legion’s gritty outlaw style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"462\"\u003eSimple.\u003cbr\u003eStupid.\u003cbr\u003eLegendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"506\"\u003eBecause some jokes never stop being funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"580\"\u003ePrinted with a worn-in vintage finish for that perfectly broken-in look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"86qg72\" data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"714\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sw5esy\" data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"620\"\u003ePremium relaxed-fit tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5ljp4\" data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eFront + back print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zh6ca4\" data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eDistressed retro artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cljz3j\" data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"692\"\u003eSoft heavyweight feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hke6xr\" data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"714\"\u003eDesigned in Alabama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"mzfq9t\" data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eBuilt for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pam4ss\" data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"745\"\u003eclass clowns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bhy270\" data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"776\"\u003edegenerates with calculators\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dy75a1\" data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"808\"\u003epeople mentally stuck in 2007\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"osfd95\" data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eanyone who still laughs at dumb stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"870\"\u003eWhether you grew up:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"982\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16bfpf7\" data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"895\"\u003epassing notes in class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"m7j84j\" data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"928\"\u003edrawing S symbols in notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lcdtye\" data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eor typing “80085” into every calculator you touched\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003ethis one’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"436m25\" data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eSouthern Legion Standard:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eStay rowdy. Stay Southern.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Southern Legion Clothing co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44145663934552,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/0004\/6168\/files\/boobs-calculator.png?v=1779831754"},{"product_id":"goblinmaxxing","title":"GoblinMaxxing | Southern Legion Tee","description":"\u003cblockquote data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"818\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eSome folks chase success.\u003cbr\u003eOthers operate purely on nicotine and bad ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003eThe Goblin Maxxing tee is built for the sleep-deprived legends running on gas station caffeine, expired fireworks, and absolute chaos. 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Distressed textures and vintage grit give it that perfectly worn-in Southern Legion look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"547\"\u003eThis one was made for the folks who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"n61h4q\" data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"574\"\u003efix things with zip ties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xvkazv\" data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"598\"\u003ecall it “good enough”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8ul04h\" data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eown at least one questionable lawn chair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17748do\" data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eand somehow survive every bad idea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"86qg72\" data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"692\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"811\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sw5esy\" data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"718\"\u003ePremium relaxed-fit tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9lv9as\" data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eVintage distressed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5ljp4\" data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"768\"\u003eFront + back print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hd78q5\" data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"789\"\u003eSoft everyday feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hke6xr\" data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eDesigned in Alabama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"dxepxx\" data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eBest paired with:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"922\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1oiijxo\" data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"862\"\u003egas station energy drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3tpoi\" data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"874\"\u003efireworks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14f497r\" data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"888\"\u003emuddy Crocs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h9y8g8\" data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"922\"\u003elate-night “watch this” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"950\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eStay rowdy. 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