{"product_id":"sour-milk","title":"Sour Milk | Southern Legion Tee","description":"\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"1jsolir\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"33\"\u003eSour Milk – Southern Legion Tee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"76\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"37\" data-end=\"76\"\u003eSmells questionable. Still drinking’ it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"279\"\u003eThe Sour Milk tee is built for the folks raised a little different — the kind of people who grew up on bad ideas, gas station breakfasts, and the belief that expiration dates are more like suggestions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eFeaturing gritty Southern Legion artwork with vintage dairy-inspired chaos and distressed outlaw styling, this design mixes absurd humor with backwoods energy in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"526\"\u003eIt’s weird.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s uncomfortable.\u003cbr\u003eAnd somehow it still works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eExactly like your cousin’s project truck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"650\"\u003ePrinted with a worn-in distressed finish for that perfectly aged Southern feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"86qg72\" data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"786\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sw5esy\" data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"690\"\u003ePremium relaxed-fit tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5ljp4\" data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eFront + back print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9lv9as\" data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eVintage distressed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cljz3j\" data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eSoft heavyweight feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hke6xr\" data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"786\"\u003eDesigned in Alabama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"mzfq9t\" data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eBuilt for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"922\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svwfqq\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"824\"\u003elactose risk takers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vjwa4q\" data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"851\"\u003egas station survivalists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ir7ehb\" data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"879\"\u003epeople with iron stomachs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"y8z242\" data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"922\"\u003edudes who say “it’s probably still good”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eWhether you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xtzwak\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"959\"\u003esniff the milk first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"is7i8q\" data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eignore warning signs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cpliko\" data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003eor have ever gambled on leftovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003ethis shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"436m25\" data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eSouthern Legion Standard:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003eStay rowdy. Stay Southern.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Southern Legion Clothing co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44145658724440,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/0004\/6168\/files\/Sour-Milk.png?v=1779865854","url":"https:\/\/www.southernlegionclothing.com\/products\/sour-milk","provider":"Southern Legion Clothing co ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}